ASH
Today’s gonna be awesome!!!

FOR TEN LONG YEARS
ALL YOU FOOLS DISMISSED ME

“A PALLET TOWN BOY
COULDN’T MAKE IT TO THE TOP”

FIRST THINGS FIRST
I’LL GO VISIT MISTY

CAUSE TODAY’S THE DAY
MY POKEBALLS DROP

MISTY
HEY ASH BABY
ARE YOU READY TO JET?

I’M THE WATER-THEMED
TRAINER AND YOU MAKE ME SO—

ASH
LET’S GO PICKUP OUR OLD PAL BROCK

MISTY
OH! HE’S THE POKE-TRAINER WITH A REALLY BIG—

BROCK
COCK!

AND SUPER SWEET ROCK
HARD POKE-FOLK
ASH ARE YOU READY FOR PROFESSOR OAK?

ASH
I’VE NEVER BEEN SO READY FOR PROFESSOR OAK!

ASH, BROCK, MISTY
OH MY GOD WE’RE GOING TO PROFESSOR OAK!

OAK
WHERE’S NURSE JOY?
WHY THE COMMOTION?

ASH, BROCK, MISTY
PROFESSOR OAK!

OAK
WHAT THE HELL WAS IN THAT POTION?

ASH
BOY OH BOY
IT’S MY TIME AT LAST
I’M HERE TO PICK A POKEMON
THAT’S SMART AND STRONG AND FAST

OAK
CHOOSE THE LITTLE CRITTER THAT YOU
THINK BEST FITS YA

ASH
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS
THIS IS MY POKEMON BAR MITZVAH!

GARY
HEE-
EEYY
GRA-
AAMPS IT’S
MY POKE-CONFIRMATION CAN I GET AN AMEN?

OAK
HEY
…YOU
ASH, HE’S YOUR RIVAL WHAT’S HIS NAME AGAIN?

GARY
GARY

ASH
OH
‘DICK-
FACE’

OAK
DICKFACE!

GARY
DICKFACE?!

MISTY
DICK…

BROCK + ASH
YEAH!

OAK
PICK REAL QUICK

BROCK
JUST CLICK TO PLAY

OAK
IS YOUR MOM STILL SINGLE?

ASH
HUH?

OAK
ANYWAYY

BULBASAUR
BULBA

SQUIRTLE
SQUIRTLE

CHARMANDER
CHARMANDER

PIKACHU
PIKACHU

BROCK
THIS IS TOO EASY

ASH
WHO?

PIKACHU
PIKA…

ASH
EW!

GARY
PUBERTY IS SCARY SO I’LL LIGHTEN THE LOAD
GRAMPS, GIMME PIKA—

ASH
NO WAY YA CHODE!

ASH
YOU’LL NEVER BEAT ME,
DON’T EVEN TRY!

GARY
WE CAN WORK TOGETHER!

ASH
OH NOW YOU’RE GONNA DIE!

THESE ARE MY PALS
BETTER PAY YOUR RESPECTS

MISTY + BROCK
LET’S GO!

OAK
HERE’S YOUR POKEDEX!

ASH
GOTTA LEAVE HOME CAUSE IT FEELS SO RIGHT

PIKACHU
CATCHIN LITTLE CRITTERS LIKE YOU’VE ALWAYS CRAVED

BROCK + MISTY
I BET THERE’S EVIL THAT WE NEED TO FIGHT

ASH, PIKACHU, BROCK, MISTY
THE WORLD MUST BE SAVED!

MUST BE SAVED

JAMES
SAVE US
FROM THIS HELL

MEOWTH
WE’LL CATCH THE PIKACHU
DON’T YOU WORRY JAMES

JESSIE
SAVE US
FROM OURELVES

MEOWTH
JESSIE WE’RE HERE FOR YOU
SOMEDAY THEY’LL KNOW OUR NAMES

JESSIE, JAMES
TEAM
ROCKET

JESSIE, JAMES, MEOWTH
AT THE
SPEED OF LIGHT

YES WE ARE THE EVIL
THAT THEY NEED TO FIGHT!

ASH
WE’RE CATCHIN POKEMON

BROCK
WE’RE FIGHTING RANDOM PEOPLE

PIKACHU
WE’RE EATIN RARE CANDY

MISTY
WE’RE GETTIN LOST IN CAVES

DIGLET/DUGTRIO/CHARIZARD
DIGLET DIGLET DIGLET YEAH
DIGLET CHARIZARD!

GARY (Overlapping A)
WHY WON’T
ASH JUST BE MY
FRIEND

IT’S ME AND
EE-VEE IN THE
END (with Eevee)

WHY CAN’T
GRAMPS JUST LEARN MY
NAME

NURSE JOY / BROCK (Overlapping B)
THIS IS THE POKECENTER [NURSE J]
LOOK AT THAT MAGIKARP [NURSE J]
I HOPE HE’LL CHANGE SOON [BROCK]
THAT’S WHY YOU’RE BROCK OBAMA [NURSE J]

GARY (Overlapping A)
WHY DOES THE
WORLD THINK I’M SO
LAME

TEAM ROCKET (Overlapping C)
SAVE US
FROM THIS HELL

GARY (Overlapping A)
GA-RY IS
NOT A COM-PLEX
NAME

TEAM ROCKET (Overlapping C)
SAVE US
FROM OURSELVES

OFFICER JENNY/ASH/MISTY/BROCK/PIKACHU (Overlapping D)
LOOK OUT FOR DOUBLE TROUBLE [OFFICER J]
I’M NOT AFRAID [ASH]
WE’RE NOT AFRAID [M/B/P]

[Brock] The cat!
[Jessie] The mouse!
[Ash] Attack!
[James] Go Meowth!

[Pikachu] Pika Pika!
[Meowth] Payday!
[Pikachu] Thunderbolt!
[Meowth] Scratch Scratch!
[Pikachu] Pika
[Meowth] Scratch
[Pikachu] Pika
[Meowth] Scratch
[Pikachu] Pik—
[Meowth] SCRATTCHH

[Misty/Ash/Brock] Nooo!!

[Gary] Go Eevee! Kill Meowth!
[Team Rocket] Oh shit!
[Misty/Ash/Brock] Hell yeah!
[Eevee] Being cute! Being cute!
[Team Rocket] Nooo!!!


TEAM ROCKET
WE LOST SO WE’RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!

GARY
I SAVED THE DAY, NOW WE CAN ALL BE FRIENDS!
ALL BE FRIENDS [Eevee]

ASH
NICE TRY, DICK FACE, CAN’T YA SEE?
WE’LL NEVER BE FRIENDS CAUSE YOU STOLE MY XP!

ASH
HADDA LEAVE HOME CAUSE IT FELT SO RIGHT

PIKACHU
YOU CAUGHT LITTLE CRITTERS LIKE YOU ALWAYS CRAVED

BROCK + MISTY
WE KNEW THERE WAS EVIL THAT WE NEEDED TO FIGHT

ASH, PIKACHU, BROCK, MISTY, WORLD
THE WORLD HAS BEEN SAVED!
HAS BEEN SAVED!